Thirty she had envisioned. Sixty, too. Even eighty. At eighty she had pictured herself drinking whisky with her friends. But forty? Fifty? Those ages had been shrouded, full of mystery - and suddenly she finds herself there with no sense of how she arrived.
I don't feel that way about fifty. No, of course not. Not at all.
(cue the Talking Heads)
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?
So I was immediately smitten by Blanca. But then? Then things got a little steamy. Actually, things got quite a little bit hot. Blanca has - voracious appetites. The only thing to do in that situation is to make a drink.
She named this one herself when she mused that the opposite of death is life, is sex. Great - so I had the name. Then I just had to wait for the drink - and in Blanca's world, Gin & Tonics soon arrived.
Many of them.
That was too easy, just a G&T, but then I was handed a conversation that Blanca has with one of her ex's (she only has two, it's not like she's Zsa Zsa Gabor). Blanca and Guillem are talking about apples, and she says that the only kind she likes are the ones Snow White eats - Guillem's organic apples are home to too many worms and there's nothing sexy about a worm in your apple.
So for Blanca, I made a G&T, but I replaced the Gin with Applejack. I also added some Burlesque Bitters because, well, I thought she'd like them. She'd laugh at the company's description of their bitters as a spicy little tart who likes to flirt. If she likes anything, Blanca likes to flirt.
The Opposite of Death
1.5 oz Laird's Applejack
4 oz tonic
1 stopper Bittermens Burlesque Bitters
Apple for garnish
Stir all with ice. Strain into an ice-filled collins glass. Garnish with apple slice.
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